The hair do's and don'ts: don't watch this movie

A porno star, fat talk show host, and a hottie johnny depp rolled up in one corny movie. This movie had some funny parts, but mostly was pretty much boring and over dramatic. Ricki Lake, our famous talk show host, was ok in it. Boy was she big! Johnny Depp falls in love with some rich girl. And throughout the movie he tries to win her heart, and defeat the rich so to speak, and then turns her into some grease head.

I don't care for flashback 50's movies, so that partly explains why I did
not enjoy this movie. Another reason why this movie stinks, because it is not funny! I suggest if you have absolutely nothing else better to do on a boring night rent this movie, otherwise it's kinda of stupid.

I give this a -0 times ten.